all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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