I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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