we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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