i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
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I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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