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I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Michael Bay diarrhea
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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