The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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