Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
