god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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