dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
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