Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
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I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
i out mim tonsoeep
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