I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
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I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I deserve to be covered in dicks
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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