Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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