i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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