Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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