i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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