Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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