For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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