WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
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Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
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