Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Small penises have feelings too.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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