conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Randomize
