I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
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Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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