She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
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No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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