Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Randomize
