I think scott just propositioned me for sex
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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