Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
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