god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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