It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
you had me at cake vodka
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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