He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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