HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
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Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
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We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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