Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
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