Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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