i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm sobbing to NWA
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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