How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
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.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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