i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
it glows. i had to have it.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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