I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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