Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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