sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Randomize
