It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
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