Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
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