I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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