I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I'm always down for nudity.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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