So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
There's always time for handjobs
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
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I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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