YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
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What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
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So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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