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They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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