How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
ugly people sure do ruin things
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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