I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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