Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How external is "for external use only"?
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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