its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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