woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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