Moan for me like Helen Keller
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
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Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
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How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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