Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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