and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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