I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
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I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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