its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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