I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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