he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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