what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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