My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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