My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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