i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
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Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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