Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
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My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
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